Oh, brother, you're something
You put me in a spin!
You aren't comprehending
The position that you're in
It's hopeless, you're finished
You haven't got a prayer!
'Cause I'm Mr. Oogie Boogie
And you ain't going nowhere
Woah! The sound of rollin' dice
To me is music in the air
'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man
Although I don't play fair
It's much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, young boy
Now that'd be just fine
"Release me fast or you will have to
Answer for this heinous act"
Ha! You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my ears
Would someone shut this fella up
I'm drownin' in my tears
It's funny, I'm laughing
You really are too much
And now, with your permission (or without)
I'm going to do my stuff
Well, if I'm feelin' antsy
And I've nothin' much to do
I might just cook a special batch
Of snake and spider stew
And don't you know the one thing
That would make it work so nice?
A roly-poly Stat Fixer to add a little spice
I'm the Oogie Boogie Man
"Release me now
Or you must face the dire consequences
My stats, they are expecting me
So please, come to your senses"
When Mr. Oogie Boogie says
There's trouble close at hand
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm the Boogie Man
And if you aren't shakin'
There's something very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time
You hear the boogie song
Well well well, what have we here?
Stat Fixers, huh?
Ooh, I'm really scared!
So you're the one everybody's talkin' about, ha ha ha!
You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my eyes
You're jokin' me, you gotta be
This can't be the right guy
He's ancient, he's ugly
I don't know which is worse
I might just split a seam now
If I don't die laughing first.
Hi, I’ve been banned by angers for about a month now for apparently refusing to play even tho I turned up I was wondering if you could unban me or tell me a way I can get unbanned for something I never did
Hiya mate, we’ve been looking and realised there is no Bolton VFL being from Bolton and believing my team can compete in the league, would we be able to bring a bolton vfl into league two, we also have everything ready to send over to you