THE VFL SEASON 50 PREMIER LEAGUE TOTS
First up on our TOTS starting 11 is @iF Xenic . With 8 clean sheets and 32 saves throughout the season, this man has helped carry Derby County to 7th in the Premier League. A freak with between the sticks, I look forward to seeing more of you in action next season in the Premier League. Congratulations on the TOTS mate.
Next up a defensive CB with a goalscoring pedigree its bald man @Brendan95x , with his 13 clean sheets, 6 goals and 78 possessions won proving that this man can do it all. An absolute gem at the back, a prime Sergio Ramos, however he did not get the red cards to match. Congrats on the TOTS pal, keep the form up for next season.
@SorrySmithy, well I am not sorry, congratulations on your TOTS mate. 7 assists from CB (does this man secretly play CAM?), 8 clean sheets and 83 possessions won. What an unbelievable season from the Derby County CB. This man creates and defends, the all-round CB. Congrats bud
Blackburn have an addition to the TOTS this year, after getting promoted last season! @Vickers1505 has carried on the form with Blackburn, helping him get into the Premier League TOTS. 19 games with 13 clean sheets, god I wish I was more like that when going through puberty, the clean sheets would have helped (ADJ wrote that not me). Congratulations on your TOTS mate, can’t wait to see you play in the All Stars.
Now we are working our way into the midfield with the defensive maestro in @Cameroon l 25 l , with their 8 clean sheets, 1 assist and a mind boggling 107 possessions won. Patrick Viera has been reincarnated on VFL, and is now playing for Bradford City. Congratulations on your TOTS mate, very well deserved.
@AFC Finn , I am surprised an Arsenal fan would play for Crystal Palace, however I am not surprised this lad is in the TOTS. 7 goals and 10 assists from CM is quite the achievement, whilst proving that not only does he work forwards with the ball, but also helps defensively with 61 possessions won. Congrats on the TOTS pal!
The first of the Premier League winning side Manchester City’s TOTS players is @Romsito Jr . In 15 games, he got 9 goals and 2 assists along with 35 possessions won. Quite the season from this lad out wide, can’t wait to see what you can do next season, well in mate!
Next up we have the Arsenal maestro in @iChronic K7 . 15 goals and 12 assists in 19 games is more than impressive from the WAM! You ask and he delivers, what an incredible season I must say, lets hope for the same again next season, well in bud.
I have changed this guys para bc he wrote it himself the little shit, but I guess the CAM for this team is @ADJ 96 . 17 games, 2 goals and 18 assists, this stat-whore has yet again managed to rack up the numbers whilst getting nagged to do stats. You ruined my league, completely, so you could have the TOTS, but I hope now you spend it on getting some lessons in grace and decorum because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on. Fuck off to Spain.First up on our TOTS starting 11 is @iF Xenic . With 8 clean sheets and 32 saves throughout the season, this man has helped carry Derby County to 7th in the Premier League. A freak with between the sticks, I look forward to seeing more of you in action next season in the Premier League. Congratulations on the TOTS mate.
Next up a defensive CB with a goalscoring pedigree its bald man @Brendan95x , with his 13 clean sheets, 6 goals and 78 possessions won proving that this man can do it all. An absolute gem at the back, a prime Sergio Ramos, however he did not get the red cards to match. Congrats on the TOTS pal, keep the form up for next season.
@SorrySmithy, well I am not sorry, congratulations on your TOTS mate. 7 assists from CB (does this man secretly play CAM?), 8 clean sheets and 83 possessions won. What an unbelievable season from the Derby County CB. This man creates and defends, the all-round CB. Congrats bud
Blackburn have an addition to the TOTS this year, after getting promoted last season! @Vickers1505 has carried on the form with Blackburn, helping him get into the Premier League TOTS. 19 games with 13 clean sheets, god I wish I was more like that when going through puberty, the clean sheets would have helped (ADJ wrote that not me). Congratulations on your TOTS mate, can’t wait to see you play in the All Stars.
Now we are working our way into the midfield with the defensive maestro in @Cameroon l 25 l , with their 8 clean sheets, 1 assist and a mind boggling 107 possessions won. Patrick Viera has been reincarnated on VFL, and is now playing for Bradford City. Congratulations on your TOTS mate, very well deserved.
@AFC Finn , I am surprised an Arsenal fan would play for Crystal Palace, however I am not surprised this lad is in the TOTS. 7 goals and 10 assists from CM is quite the achievement, whilst proving that not only does he work forwards with the ball, but also helps defensively with 61 possessions won. Congrats on the TOTS pal!
The first of the Premier League winning side Manchester City’s TOTS players is @Romsito Jr . In 15 games, he got 9 goals and 2 assists along with 35 possessions won. Quite the season from this lad out wide, can’t wait to see what you can do next season, well in mate!
Next up we have the Arsenal maestro in @iChronic K7 . 15 goals and 12 assists in 19 games is more than impressive from the WAM! You ask and he delivers, what an incredible season I must say, lets hope for the same again next season, well in bud.
Finally, we get to the lads up front, winning a league title and a TOTS is @MWest x of Manchester City. 28 goals and 7 assists in the Premier League is nothing short of incredible, yet this man has pissed it. Congratulations on your TOTS mate, look forward to watching you play in the All Stars.
Last but by no means least, the most TOTS points in all VFL, it's @UPS Special (what is it with players named after delivery services getting TOTS?). 29 goals 14 assists in 18 games, that’s an average contribution of nearly 2.4 g/a per game. Messi? They have delivered us an absolutely unbelievable individual season, I look forward to watching you carry this form on for many seasons to come!
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